I'm Luz. I'm a 20 year old Pisces. That's pretty much it.
sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

(via knowledge-beast-inferno)

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theafrocentrics:

squirticuno:

ratchetmess:

 Confused much?

Nothing about this makes sense

Folks want followers so bad.

theafrocentrics:

squirticuno:

ratchetmess:

 Confused much?

Nothing about this makes sense

Folks want followers so bad.

(via asuspiciouslookingperson)

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12 hours ago
c-hange:

reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.

c-hange:

reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.

(Source: mostlynude, via vuitos)

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12 hours ago

lenle92:

When your favorite character gets injured

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(via danielle-ifer)

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12 hours ago

vulcanusprime:

missthneed:

gaysociallink:

hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in

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and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands

ok thats nice and all but entire relationships could be ended, houses divided, bodies torn over

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the hammer

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(via danielle-ifer)

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12 hours ago
mintiscream asked: What's your career goal after college?


Answer:

50starsand13bars:

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12 hours ago

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

(via someguyinny)

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12 hours ago

thedeadhatter:

chaosunit0010:

Why the hell were these guys in prison.

Probably for being the only fucking sane people in the entire town.

(Source: penguinsledding, via alephnaughty)

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12 hours ago
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