I'm Luz. I'm a 20 year old Pisces. That's pretty much it.
satitsfied:

handme-fr0wns:

oblivious-ink:

Best gif ever

is that johnny depp

no i think its a newsreporter

satitsfied:

handme-fr0wns:

oblivious-ink:

Best gif ever

is that johnny depp

no i think its a newsreporter

(via kronkkk)

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380831
Posted
3 hours ago

zeppelinfloydqueen:

kurtiswiebe:

c1nnam0ngirl:

This is precisely why queen worked together so well.

I wish I had been old enough to appreciate this man while he was alive.

This is one if the best things he ever said, and he said a lot of great things!

(Source: life-s--a-bitch, via fuckmylife-666)

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53149
Posted
16 hours ago
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via giantspacefetus)

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42808
Posted
16 hours ago
kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.
IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

(via damn-funny)

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153997
Posted
16 hours ago
linxspiration:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Wow this is going properly viral. Getting 1k notes every 5 minutes right now.

linxspiration:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Wow this is going properly viral. Getting 1k notes every 5 minutes right now.

(via danielle-ifer)

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384176
Posted
17 hours ago

frantzfandom:

notsuperstitious:

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit

(via danielle-ifer)

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186052
Posted
17 hours ago

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi, via danielle-ifer)

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471652
Posted
17 hours ago

Four years after the war, Ginny and Harry were finally getting married. In a frenzy, Molly began barking out orders to everyone. Without thinking, she turned to George and said “Fred go find your sister and make sure she gets dressed!” Realizing her mistake, she fell into the nearest chair and began to sob. George hugged his mother tight, and his only words were, “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” in a soft voice.

peteswench:

harrypotterfan1999:

image

WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT GO SIT IN THE CORNER

(Source: harrypotterheadcanons1, via danielle-ifer)

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8104
Posted
17 hours ago

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

image

(via danielle-ifer)

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37077
Posted
17 hours ago

bluboxblogs:

cute-useful-inspiring:

violence-of-action:

fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild?

Reblogging again because it’s just that awesome.

HIS LITTLE FEETSIES

(Source: buzzfeed, via danielle-ifer)

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Posted
17 hours ago

arandomwhitedude:

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

(via danielle-ifer)

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Posted
17 hours ago
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