WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
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PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”
Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.
usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll
an eyebrow roll
my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running